The First Bad Man

The First Bad Man
Title card
Directed by Tex Avery
Story by Heck Allen
Produced by Fred Quimby
Starring Tex Avery (Caveman, uncredited)
June Foray (Cavewoman, uncredited)
Narrated by Tex Ritter
Music by Scott Bradley
Animation by Walt Clinton
Michael Lah
Ray Patterson
Grant Simmons
Layouts by Ed Benedict (uncredited)
Backgrounds by John Didrik Johnsen
Color process Technicolor
Production
company
Distributed by MGM
Release date
September 30, 1955
Running time
6 min (one reel)
Language English

The First Bad Man is an American animated cartoon directed by Tex Avery, and features narration by singing cowboy Tex Ritter. It was released by MGM on September 30, 1955.

Plot

An unnamed narrator tells a story about the history of Texas set one million years ago, when Dinosaur Dan, the eponymous villain, terrorized the state. He rustles all the cattle (brontosaurs with the heads of Texas longhorns), and runs off with all the pretty women. The primitive Texans finally corner Dan in his mountain hideout, and cleverly chisel away the outer rock, leaving behind a small rock jail with Dan inside. The final scene shows the jail still standing in modern-day Dallas, and reveals that the narrator is really Dinosaur Dan, still in jail and sadly asking: "When are y'all gonna let me out of here?"